Tomorrow's the big day for this old girl to get an organ removed. I confess, I had a binge of a day. Within reason, of course. I figure, should something happen to me in surgery tomorrow, I'll be damned if my last meal is salad. So for breakfast today, I had a breakfast sandwich from Whataburger. That's right. Freakin fast food people. It's been oh....4-5 months since I had any. Then proceeded to throw it up. Soooo, I guess I don't count those calories?
Lunch was Ramen noodles. Did you know there is 400 calories? That's 400 CALORIES in one package? I didn't. When I think of all those I ate in college. Sweet lord, no wonder I was fat. But, it's soup and tasted good and I didn't puke. All a plus. I drank sprite twice and part of a pepsi. I am currently taking steroids and it makes water taste like nasty metallic goop.
For dinner I ate a frozen pot pie. Marie Calendar's Chicken pot pie. Guess how many calories. no really. Guess. 1000. You read it right. I just ate A THOUSAND calories. It tasted so good. But I'm having a lot of pain now and there's a good chance I might puke. I don't know whether to be happy or not. I have planned a cookie for dessert with cold milk either way.
Mind you this is not a diet plan I would EVER recommend and will likely never eat again barring the unlikely event that I have to have some other organ removed in which case, all bets are off. After surgery tomorrow I'm back on track and I plan back to the gym and exercise asap. I have a 5K to train for and a Hot 100 challenge and I am competitive so here I come. I may be a week or so behind, but I catch up fast. Plus, I am already visualizing myself buying size 12 jeans. HA HA HA HA! It's funny to even think about. But, January is a long time and it is actually quite realistic considering I just bought size 14 last week and I'm up a few pounds from where I was.
So all ya'll Hoties out there better watch it. I'm coming for YOU and you'll need that head start suckers. All this is said in fun of course. But, seriously, I'm gonna kick your asses!
I'll try to post tomorrow and let you know all goes well. How about a pic of my stones for fun? Hee hee. Assuming of course that my drug induced stupor allows me to wake up enough to post. And now, I'm going to have my cookie. This is in no way endorsing the consumption of said foods. Please don't do it, unless of course you're getting an organ removed tomorrow in which case, eat up.
By the way, thanks for all the well wishes and words of support! They are appreciated!
This blog is an accounting of my personal journey to find fitness. All the content on this blog should be read as a biographical piece of literature, not a medical resource. I am a physician, but I am in no way giving medical advice or establishing doctor patient relationships with my readers. I am simply keeping a diary. If you are starting a diet or exercise program or require medical evaluation or advice, please see your own family physician.